
It’s like the web designer googled how to fail and followed every step.
Plinko game
This site is so clunky it feels like wading through molasses.
The writing is so bad it could make a dictionary cry.
The designer’s idea of modern is stuck in 1998.
The designer’s skills are a tragedy in three acts: ugly, slow, and broken.
This is the internet equivalent of stepping in dog poop.
The designer clearly flunked out of Web Design 101—twice.
This content is so dull it could put a caffeine addict to sleep.
The designer’s creativity is a flatline on life support.