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• Comment Link Thursday, 27 March 2025 09:14 posted by Clara Plunkwaffle

  This site is a chaotic soup of bad decisions and worse execution.
• Comment Link Thursday, 27 March 2025 08:48 posted by Gertrude Clatterbutt

  This website is a crime against the internet and humanity.
• Comment Link Thursday, 27 March 2025 08:46 posted by Zelda Fizzgibbon

  The content is so lame it could lose a fight to a wet noodle.
• Comment Link Thursday, 27 March 2025 08:06 posted by Milton Gloopwaddle

  The designer must have used a broken Etch A Sketch to plan this.
• Comment Link Thursday, 27 March 2025 07:58 posted by Mildred Twitchwinker

  It’s like the web designer googled how to fail and followed every step.
• Comment Link Thursday, 27 March 2025 07:57 posted by Archibald Pimpledrop

  This website is a digital equivalent of a clogged toilet.
• Comment Link Thursday, 27 March 2025 07:34 posted by Gladys Snarfwhistle

  This site is so slow it could lose a race to a dead snail.
• Comment Link Thursday, 27 March 2025 07:28 posted by Hattie Waddlepaws

  This is the internet equivalent of stepping in dog poop.
• Comment Link Thursday, 27 March 2025 07:25 posted by Phineas Chucklesniff

  The content is so pointless it makes a blank page look profound.
• Comment Link Thursday, 27 March 2025 07:20 posted by Clarence Gizzardpuff

  The site’s so poorly optimized it lags on a supercomputer.