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• Comment Link Wednesday, 26 March 2025 14:52 posted by Gertrude Fizzwhistle

  This site’s layout is a chaotic dumpster fire that makes my eyes want to file for divorce from my brain.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 26 March 2025 14:09 posted by Otis Fluffelguts

  The writing is so bad it could make a spellchecker quit.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 26 March 2025 13:46 posted by Grover Puddlethighs

  The designer’s idea of modern is stuck in 1998.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 26 March 2025 12:47 posted by Bartholomew Crinklefart

  The content is so useless it couldn’t even help itself.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 26 March 2025 12:45 posted by Penelope Wobbleknees

  The content is as engaging as watching paint dry in slow motion.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 26 March 2025 12:16 posted by Rufus Tinkletrousers

  This website looks like it was designed by a blindfolded toddler using a broken crayon and a dial-up modem from 1997.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 26 March 2025 12:13 posted by Irma Wobblegizzard

  The designer clearly flunked out of Web Design 101—twice.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 26 March 2025 11:42 posted by Nellie Fizzcrank

  The writing is so terrible it could make a thesaurus weep.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 26 March 2025 11:32 posted by Elmer Fizzelguts

  This site is so slow it could be outrun by a three-legged turtle.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 26 March 2025 10:44 posted by Biff Wafflestein

  The designer’s brain must be on permanent vacation.