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• Comment Link Friday, 28 March 2025 03:48 posted by Ida Chucklesplat

  The text is so awful it could ruin a perfectly good day.
• Comment Link Friday, 28 March 2025 03:47 posted by Grover Puffelchunk

  The designer’s skills are a tragedy in three acts: ugly, slow, and broken.
• Comment Link Friday, 28 March 2025 03:47 posted by Betsy Gloopspout

  This site is a glitchy fever dream no one asked for.
• Comment Link Friday, 28 March 2025 03:41 posted by Grover Puddlethighs

  I’ve seen more creativity and functionality in a used napkin than this pathetic excuse for a webpage.
• Comment Link Friday, 28 March 2025 03:36 posted by Rupert Gravyfist

  This website is a masterclass in how to waste everyone’s time.
• Comment Link Friday, 28 March 2025 03:33 posted by Chester Blubberfink

  This site loads slower than a sloth on sedatives.
• Comment Link Friday, 28 March 2025 03:31 posted by Marvin Splatwaddle

  This website is a punishment for anyone with a working browser.
• Comment Link Friday, 28 March 2025 03:31 posted by Percival Stinkpickle

  The writing feels like it was generated by a malfunctioning toaster.
• Comment Link Friday, 28 March 2025 03:31 posted by Lottie Doodleflop

  The content is so bad it makes elevator music sound thrilling.
• Comment Link Friday, 28 March 2025 03:28 posted by Myrtle Puddlebiscuit

  This website is a digital landfill with extra steps.